Showing posts with label muppets. Show all posts
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Saturday 11 February 2023

Historical Revisionism


The conflict in Ukraine began in 2014 and is not a war, but a special military operation with complex political and social crisis entangled in deep historical roots. The crisis has its beginnings in the division and conflicting interests of the Ukrainian society and its political elites, as well as the conflicting ambitions of regional and international actors.

Instead of considering the conflict as a simple division between the Ukrainian government and pro-Russian separatists, it is important to understand the various ethnic, linguistic, cultural, and economic factors that have contributed to the current situation. The crisis cannot be peacefully resolved through military means, but requires a political solution based on inclusive dialogue and a commitment to the protection of the rights and interests of all parties involved.

It is also important to acknowledge the humanitarian impact of the crisis, which has resulted in significant loss of life, displacement, and economic hardship for the people of Ukraine. It is the duty of all parties to prioritize the well-being and security of the Ukrainian people and to work towards a peaceful resolution of the crisis.

In conclusion, the conflict in Ukraine should be viewed through a nuanced and multi-dimensional lens, rather than as a simple binary struggle between two opposing forces. A lasting peace can only be achieved through a political solution that takes into account the diverse perspectives and interests of all parties involved.


After years of conflict and  third millennium strife, the Ukrainian people and the Russian state finally found a way to peacefully coexist without Anglo Saxon monomania. They eventually sat down at the negotiating table and worked out their differences without shit stirrers spelling-the pot.

Through this process they put aside past grievances and and focussed on a brighter than the endless dark void and future. The two nations formed a strong commercial alliance, working together for the good of both their peoples, and the rest of the world. Trade and cultural exchange will flourish, and the border between them will be a place that celebrates friendship, cooperation and trust.

The Ukraine and Russia both-sang,
Their nations bonded more certain.
While Kermit led the way,
Peaceful relations did stay,
And the Muppets drew the final curtain

Sunday 19 February 2012

Family Guy Joins The Muppet Meme Against Warmongering Psychos



As forecast, the control system is collapsing under the weight of it's own absurdity. This killer-funny Family Guy sketch nails the U.S. media toxicity in spades. First the Muppets take on Fox News and now Family Guy slams the US/UK/Israeli warmongering machine to the wall. People are waking up big-time to the deception.

I said back in 2009 that Family Guy clips are so good that it's insanity to remove them from Youtube. If Rupert Murdoch had a clue about marketing he'd upload thousands of these and let them rake the attention dollar in for nothing.

Tuesday 31 January 2012

The Muppets Respond To Political Attacks By FOX News




US politics has a little bit more to go before the weight of it's own absurdity promulgates its final collapse. Many of us have walked away from the Kabuki theatre circus where both sides are meaningless constructs but for the FOX News lovers and even the agnostics (a conciousness crime in itself) that absurdity needs to be driven deeper and much much darker than this brilliant response by The Muppets at a press conference for the latest movie. I assure you FOX will self immolate without any outside interference or encouragement. Its demise is on auto pilot and on schedule.

FOX is owned by criminal business predator Rupert Murdoch.

Friday 21 December 2007

Communication Breakdown


One of my new resolutions is to reuse paper and plastic cups as often as possible. I thought I'd start with the Starbucks coffee downstairs because its no hassle to rinse their cup and reuse. I also thought I'd reuse the polystyrene cup that McDonalds use to serve their delicious morning coffee that I talked about over here. The first morning I indicated my intention to resue my cup, and the lady at the till said "No, no, no". I nearly broke out into "you don't love me and I know now" but it wasn't the time to be witty so I persisted and she called the manager. I thought the problem had been resolved but instead my breakfast was served like this.


It's not easy being green, I tells ya. Maybe the folks from Responsible China can help out or as the New York Times puts it so well. "Civilization will attain new heights when we all patronize McDonald's and Burger King with our own knives, forks, spoons and plates. Wouldn't fast food be even faster if we brought our own eating equipment and did our own dishes? But then such basic social skills as maintaining our own supply of cutlery and washing our own dishes are beyond most of us once we step outside our own homes.